Monday, January 01, 2007

SMS Christmas greetings

Mobile phones are widely spread in Spain. Almost everybody has one, and many have two.

An essential functionality are SMS (short messages of text, up to 160 characters), that work similar to e-mail. Nowadays, most of spanish christmas greetings come via SMS.

Here there are some of the most popular ChristmaSMS; Spanish versions usually are in form of "poems". We dissapprove them, but the fact is that every spaniard has received at least one of these:
  • Santa Claus gone crazy, fucked the reindeer, the dwarf, and the one with the cell phone in his hand. Happy Holidays.
  • I wanted to send you something funny, incredible, tender, sexy, wild, sweet, erotic and very amusing. Sorry, dick doesn't fit in the screen. Happy Holidays.
  • Santa Claus came and offered me a 10-inch pennis or good memory, now I cant remember if I greeted christmas. Happy Holidays!
  • I managed to cross glow-worms and crabs. Can't find a use, but balls look like Vegas.
  • Happy Eastern from the Alzheimer association
Update
  • What are you doing in New Year's Eve? I have been left hanging. Saddam.

1 comments:

S.Rajesh Kumar said...

Happy Christmas & Happy New Year 2008.