An essential functionality are SMS (short messages of text, up to 160 characters), that work similar to e-mail. Nowadays, most of spanish christmas greetings come via SMS.
Here there are some of the most popular ChristmaSMS; Spanish versions usually are in form of "poems". We dissapprove them, but the fact is that every spaniard has received at least one of these:
- Santa Claus gone crazy, fucked the reindeer, the dwarf, and the one with the cell phone in his hand. Happy Holidays.
- I wanted to send you something funny, incredible, tender, sexy, wild, sweet, erotic and very amusing. Sorry, dick doesn't fit in the screen. Happy Holidays.
- Santa Claus came and offered me a 10-inch pennis or good memory, now I cant remember if I greeted christmas. Happy Holidays!
- I managed to cross glow-worms and crabs. Can't find a use, but balls look like Vegas.
- Happy Eastern from the Alzheimer association
- What are you doing in New Year's Eve? I have been left hanging. Saddam.

1 comments:
Happy Christmas & Happy New Year 2008.
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